For the chaotic drivers and self-aware queens — this one's for you. Our "These bitches can’t drive. It’s me. I’m the bitches." retro motel keychain is the perfect mix of humor and honesty. Whether you’re hitting curbs or just embracing your not-so-perfect driving skills, this keychain says it all so you don’t have to.
Vintage style, modern sass — a great gift or personal treat that’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
Details:
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Durable, lightweight acrylic
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Iconic retro motel shape
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Sturdy keyring included
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Size: approx. 3.5” x 1.75”
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Funny, honest, and totally relatable
